Tuesday, November 19, 2019

Terry Pratchett Quotes

I was once a journalist. And I think of myself as a journalist, and that’s it. You tell the truth. I even wrote a book called ‘The Truth’. Terry Pratchett

This isn’t life in the fast lane, it’s life in the oncoming traffic. Terry Pratchett

My experience in Amsterdam is that cyclists ride where the hell they like and aim in a state of rage at all pedestrians while ringing their bell loudly, the concept of avoiding people being foreign to them. Terry Pratchett

Journalism makes you think fast. You have to speak to people in all walks of life. Especially local journalism. Terry Pratchett

I think the best thing I ever did with my life was stand up and say I’ve got Alzheimer’s. Terry Pratchett

‘Educational’ refers to the process, not the object. Although, come to think of it, some of my teachers could easily have been replaced by a cheeseburger. Terry Pratchett

I got into science fiction by being interested in astronomy first. Terry Pratchett

Mind you, the Elizabethans had so many words for the female genitals that it is quite hard to speak a sentence of modern English without inadvertently mentioning at least three of them. Terry Pratchett

I think I would like to go into modelling. Of course, I don’t know how to do it, and wouldn’t be any good at it if I did, so I’m going to employ someone to walk the catwalks on my behalf. It would still be me, of course. Terry Pratchett